January 20th in Uncategorized by jason2009 .
Professional Humor
The chickens in a large hen house started to quarrel, wounded each other and many of them died every day. The upset farmer hurried to a consultant, and asked for a solution to his problem.
“Add baking-powder to the chickens’ food,” said the consultant, “it will calm them down.”
After a week the farmer came back to the consultant and said: “My chickens continue to die. What shall I do?”
“Add strawberry juice to their drinking water, that will help for sure”.
A week …
The chickens in a large hen house started to quarrel, wounded each other and many of them died every day. The upset farmer hurried to a consultant, and asked for a solution to his problem.
“Add baking-powder to the chickens’ food,” said the consultant, “it will calm them down.”
After a week the farmer came back to the consultant and said: “My chickens continue to die. What shall I do?”
“Add strawberry juice to their drinking water, that will help for sure”.
A week passed, and again the farmer came to the consultant: “My chickens are still quarrelling. Do you have some more advice?”
“I can give you more and more advice,” answered the consultant. “The real question is whether you have more chickens.”
The classified ad said, “Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience.”
The man who won the job asked, “I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why ‘one armed’?”
The CEO answered, “I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing with each advice the phrase ‘on the other hand’
