Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear from your Consultant
You’re right; we’re billing way too much for this.
Bet you I can go a week without saying “synergy” or “value-added”.
How about paying us based on the success of the project?
This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than …
Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear from your Consultant
You’re right; we’re billing way too much for this.
Bet you I can go a week without saying “synergy” or “value-added”.
How about paying us based on the success of the project?
This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
I don’t know enough to speak intelligently about that.
Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
I can’t take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
Everything looks okay to me. You really don’t need me
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Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
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There was a glass of water on the table…
One man says, “It’s half full”. He is an optimist.
Second man says, “It’s half empty”. He is a pessimist.
Third man says, “It’s twice too big”. He is a management consultant.
